IN LOVE WITH THE WANTED

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

(via ehnemy)

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

(via retiredjesus)

  • Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
  • Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER

Me masturbating to porn

  • Me: This is so hot.
  • Me: *orgasms*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: What is this filth
ixorha:

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HEyyy that’s me on the righttttt 😚😚😚😚

ixorha:

x

HEyyy that’s me on the righttttt 😚😚😚😚

(via monobrow)

tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

(via retiredjesus)