mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you
- Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
- Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER
Me masturbating to porn
- Me: This is so hot.
- Me: *orgasms*
- Me: ...
- Me: What is this filth